Voilà! Le portrait sans retouche.

1. I wanted to be SEIUNE’S friend because I felt he was in CHARGE and so I wanted to be friends with the boss. BI

2. You’re the first GUY friend friend I’ve ever had. Is that sad? TOO BAD. I feel like we understand each other, like we don’t really need to have deep conversations about STUFF because we already know. CAN YOU DIG IT?

3. You look really young when you shave your head, but a GOOD young. Like BUSINESS YOUNG, does that make sense?

4. Pfffft. Every GOD DAMNED day probably. TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. Making me SCREECH when I’m in the library or in the car with my family.

5.I don’t want to say yes because I know you’d ENJOY IT YOU ASS.

6. Personally, I love all of the characters I’ve had the pleasure of “experiencing” and I just adooore the way you write. It’s the living end, darling, simply superb! A must see! Quite the talent.
(The way you are though, the certainty you have in yourself is incredibly admirable and an amazing gift).

7. HA HA NOPE.

8. You’re my CAAAANDY GIIIIRL AND YOU GOT ME WAAANTIIING YOUUUU

9. I have, like, three entries for you. First you were “Will Anderson” then “Wheel Andurrson” for the other two (because Kirs gave me your contact info).

10. FINALLY I’M DONE.

1. Oh god. I think I sort of just SKIMMED you over, NO OFFENSE. When you showed up I was already hardly active in THAT PLACE so I was just like meh, new person. (you’re great though love you grrrl)

2. Truth is I really value your opinion and I honestly worry about you whenever something BADTIMES is happening to your LIFE. The thought of magically showing up at your place and giving you a hug has crossed my mind MANY A TIME. And I’m really glad we’re friends -grabby hands-

3. You look SIXTEEN, but also… TWENTY-THREE. Figure that out.

4. You have, yes. With your FUNNY PICTURE TEXTS THAT I STEAL and SLY REMARKS. Also, I love it when you text me asking me how to say something in Spanish; I imagine the most hilarious scenarios.

5. And no, I can’t recall a time you’ve ever made me mad.

6. Your hair of course and not just because it’s THE SOURCE OF MY YOUTH. Also the way you break out into your accent when you lose focus. It’s a good thing, I feel.

7. NAH. You’re a lion, I’m a sloth. It’d never work out. Just lemme sleep in your mane and roam the savannah slowly.

8. You’re my CAT SPECIALIST friend and person I like to text every now and then because I’m curious to see if you’re okay or looking for a laugh. Also my other son.

9. Oh god I didn’t finish this.
ON MY PHONE YOU’RE: “DAHSIA” because your name is COOL.

10. YOU DID IT, GURL.

1. MAD HAT—that is a HUGE hat.

2. Truth is I don’t really know how to answer this. I think you may be the kindest most understanding/sympathetic person I’ve ever met. I admire how you honestly try your hardest to be a “RAY OF SUNSHINE” to everyone, which is just the opposite of what I am. You’re wonderful and so talented and nyeeeeeeah. )B

3. In pictures you look… 22-23. In person you look 17-18. B)

4. YES. ALWAYS. I’M LAUGHING RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHA D8
(hey man u ok)

5. Maybe a little, but never anything too serious.

6. Well, besides who YOU are. EVERYTHING? okay bye.

7. Oh definitely.

8. You’re the person that makes everyone ask me WHO ARE YOU TEXTING SO MUCH because we’re pretty much always in contact with each other and I’m really grateful for that. We have conversations WORTH having. You’re also THERE when everything around me is melting. And there’s so much more to say but -RUNS-

9. KIRS Miranda.

10. DONE DID IT.

1. OH SHIT A PLANT LADY. SO COOL. D8

2. Truth is you’re REALLY STRONG. Like, on the inside. And I know you don’t feel that way at times, but it’s an innate quality rooted DEEP INTO YOUR SOUL. I sound like a hippie saying that, but it’s true. Despite what you may say or how you act, you give off a great feeling of stability. To me anyway.

3. You look reasonably mature. 25-26ish maybe. IT’S A GOOD THING THOUGH. HEY GURL.

4. You’ve made me laugh SO MANY TIMES.

5. I think the only time you’ve made me mad is when you beat me in Brawl never.

6. DUDE. I LOVE YOUR HAIR. It’s such a pretty color. SO PRETTY. And you have really nice eyes. KIND EYES.

7. GRRRRRL. No. v___ v

8. You’re my AMERICANHORRORSTORYSRIRACHA…UHHHH…WE HAVE OTHER THINGS I’M SURE BUT I’M THINKING OF TOO MANY THINGS RIGHT NOW. LOVE YOU, SABS.

9. “Sabs Dallasas”

10. DID IT. BOOM.

1. I have NO IDEA who this is.

2. You’re the first “WHITE GUY” I ever became friends with because there aren’t a lot of YOUR KIND around here. (sorryifthisoffendsanyoneidon’tknow)

3. You look older the less hair you have.

4. YES. Your innocence, temper, and lack of tech-savvy is hilarious (and totes adorbs).

5. You have, but just once. I WON’T TELL YOU WHEN THOUGH. Most other times you’ve just made me worry for your well-being.

6. In my opinion, it’s your personality. It’s very… human? If that makes sense. Warm, I guess. It makes me nostalgic for something, even if I don’t know what that something is. Strange, I know, but it makes sense to me. YOU’RE A CHARACTER ALRIGHT. And you have a winning smile.

7. TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.

8. You’re my one friend that I purposely go out of my way to make fun of, but don’t really mean anything by it at all and I actually really APPRECIATE YOUR FRIENDSHIP VERY MUCH HEY CAKEY~

9. “Cakey Doughdlays”

10. YOU DID. BOOM.